Love this...

Okay-
I usually hate those stupid forward email's, but this one is funny. My favorites are number 2 (of course) #7 and #10

Subject: Get to know you--very funny Date: Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:05:42 +0000 THIS IS DIFFERENT - I'll be so disappointed if I don't hear back from everyone.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jessica Renee Johnson
2.. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle.) Ren-izzle (fa-shizzle)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal) Red Dog
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number) Renee Sherman
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) Johje

6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite
drink) Blue coke one
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name). Ehjakre
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents' middle names) Mike Lynn

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets). BLACK fish

10. YOUR HOOD NAME:....first 3 letters of your first name plus-iqua:
ren-iqua
Now copy, paste, and send on to all your crazy friends.